January 2011
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Jan 1st
is anyone else looking at kanye west's twitter
he’s killing me 
Jan 1st
I FOUND THAT CHATLOG WHERE EQUIUS DRINKS GAMZEE'S...
centaurstestickle: -terminallycapricious: AW YIIIIIIIIIIIIIS this was the best thing wait what
Jan 1st
sollux asked: @_@ My grandparents live in Georgia too. They also say yall... I say it, too, but...IT'S THE ONLY THING I SAY, I PROMISE.
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sollux asked: @_@ My grandparents live in Georgia too. They also say yall... I say it, too, but...IT'S THE ONLY THING I SAY, I PROMISE.
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dreambreak destiny.: The Human Centipede →
ungunwashim: Centipede Crufts One day Doctor Heiter was sit in Science Lab, where he was practise a study of the insects. Suddenly, his pet giant Centipede made danube into the room! “Hello Centipede!” say Doctor Heiter, “Is good to see you!” “Doctor Heiter I need of your help!” say Centipede, “It is… i’ve got tears running down my face
Jan 1st
Also, I am calling it being Bec Noir holding...
-terminallycapricious: if this is the case legit tears why would you say such a thing
Jan 1st
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karkat: iphysianthe: ungunwashim: solaravada: The most important question right now is how fucked up is shit on that meteor for Gamzee to bleed? homestuck: everyone bleeds way too much if someone beat up gamzee SO HELP ME GOD uh i think gamzee beat someone up, actually …I’d actually be okay with that. I CAN REST EASY
Jan 1st
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ungunwashim: solaravada: The most important question right now is how fucked up is shit on that meteor for Gamzee to bleed? homestuck: everyone bleeds way too much if someone beat up gamzee SO HELP ME GOD
Jan 1st
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sollux asked: EW I DON'T HAVE A COUNTRY ACCENT HELL NO
I WAS RAISED IN THE ,....MIDDLE EAST? OF THE US?
EW EW BUT EVERYBODY ELSE HERE HAS ONE
Jan 1st
sollux asked: EW I DON'T HAVE A COUNTRY ACCENT HELL NO
I WAS RAISED IN THE ,....MIDDLE EAST? OF THE US?
EW EW BUT EVERYBODY ELSE HERE HAS ONE
Jan 1st
GAMZEE TAKE THE WHEEL
karkatvantas: hipsterfish: karkles: TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS. CAUSE I CAN’T DO THIS ON MYYYY OWN patron troll best troll favorite troll I’m gonna be famous for creating the saying “Gamzee take the wheel” :’D (loljk in my dreams) lmao you’ve done a service to the fandom, and you did it just in time too
Jan 1st
GUYS HIS MAKEUP IS ALL SMEARED D=
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GAMZEE TAKE THE WHEEL
Jan 1st
UPDATE
karkat: WHAT THE FUCK UM OH MY GOD
Jan 1st
sollux asked: :D I love repo!~
Uh uh I am in the southern united states, GMT-5. So no, it's 11hr01 PM..
Jan 1st
sollux asked: :D I love repo!~
Uh uh I am in the southern united states, GMT-5. So no, it's 11hr01 PM..
Jan 1st
My sister's plan in a zombie apocalypse is to hide...
ungunwashim: karkat: ungunwashim: No wait hear me out. Infinite food and if they’re shuffling slow zombies then they can’t climb and you can just pick them off. yeah but what if you can’t find a food tree then you are stupid
Jan 1st
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centaurstestickle: iphysianthe: i’d actually be pretty decent in a zombie apocolypse i mean, i’ve got nunchuks in my closet that i’m okay with, and a few gun things in the basement and we’ve got a length of copper pipe in the laundry room just lying around kick ass Me too! I know Aikido and my quarterstaff should still be around here somewhere yeahh! It’s been a few years since...
Jan 1st
sollux asked: Did you redo your theme? :3
Jan 1st
Mama Umbridge's Advice for Girls:
mamaumbridge: IT’S A MAN’S WORLD OUT THERE. TO GET AHEAD, YOU GOTTA BE STRONGER THAN A MAN. YOU GOTTA BE A WO-MAN! MAKE SURE THEY HEAR YOU SMASH!
Jan 1st
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sollux asked: Did you redo your theme? :3
Jan 1st
i’d actually be pretty decent in a zombie apocolypse i mean, i’ve got nunchuks in my closet that i’m okay with, and a few gun things in the basement and we’ve got a length of copper pipe in the laundry room just lying around kick ass
Jan 1st
when you finally get comfortable and then you...
hatehatehate
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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I've lost track of what the fuck we're even...
-terminallycapricious: something about the depravity of banging zombies pretty much that
Jan 1st
hoobadoo asked: idk where the c went
chloe
see i cand oo it
that sucks
happy new years
it's not new years yet but happy new years
Jan 1st
hoobadoo asked: idk where the c went
chloe
see i cand oo it
that sucks
happy new years
it's not new years yet but happy new years
Jan 1st
hoobadoo asked: hey hloe i thoght you were going to bed!
hoey i thought you were going asleepy
you lyin
Jan 1st
hoobadoo asked: hey hloe i thoght you were going to bed!
hoey i thought you were going asleepy
you lyin
Jan 1st
seriously why
ungunwashim: how can you look at a rotting corpse and think “DAMN THAT LOOKS FINE I WANNA PIECE OF THAT” seriously what is wrong with you i’m not sure whether it’s worse than furry or not I could be persuaded.
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gay for molotov cocktease
have i said this already? i’m saying it again it cannot be emphasised enough
Jan 1st
i bet crosy cros wants to put his peen in the hole...
amanda’s been drinking and tweeting post
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cloaca talk on my dash seems surreal to me every time I hear the word cloaca I think someone is talking to me when I was five my mom decided that cloaca was pretty much the best possible nickname for a little girl named chloe, and she’s been calling me that ever since that and clovenhoof 
Jan 1st
best icon right fuckin noww look at it
yes
Jan 1st
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lol i’m going to bed~~ three hours to 2011 i do what i want
Jan 1st
when I was twelve I invented a supervillain named Octognome. he was a gnome with eight arms. his arch nemesis was Seagull Man, a man with a seagull’s wings stapled to his back. I hope I never lose my childlike wonder.
Jan 1st
it's only nine but i'm kind of ready to go to...
i just i just don’t care
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