January 2011
is anyone else looking at kanye west's twitter
he’s killing me
I FOUND THAT CHATLOG WHERE EQUIUS DRINKS GAMZEE'S...
centaurstestickle:
-terminallycapricious:
AW YIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
this was the best thing
wait what
sollux asked: @_@ My grandparents live in Georgia too. They also say yall... I say it, too, but...IT'S THE ONLY THING I SAY, I PROMISE.
sollux asked: @_@ My grandparents live in Georgia too. They also say yall... I say it, too, but...IT'S THE ONLY THING I SAY, I PROMISE.
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dreambreak destiny.: The Human Centipede →
ungunwashim:
Centipede Crufts
One day Doctor Heiter was sit in Science Lab, where he was practise a study of the insects.
Suddenly, his pet giant Centipede made danube into the room!
“Hello Centipede!” say Doctor Heiter, “Is good to see you!”
“Doctor Heiter I need of your help!” say Centipede, “It is…
i’ve got tears running down my face
Also, I am calling it being Bec Noir holding...
-terminallycapricious:
if this is the case
legit tears
why would you say such a thing
karkat:
iphysianthe:
ungunwashim:
solaravada:
The most important question right now is how fucked up is shit on that meteor for Gamzee to bleed?
homestuck: everyone bleeds way too much
if someone beat up gamzee SO HELP ME GOD
uh
i think gamzee beat someone up, actually
…I’d actually be okay with that. I CAN REST EASY
ungunwashim:
solaravada:
The most important question right now is how fucked up is shit on that meteor for Gamzee to bleed?
homestuck: everyone bleeds way too much
if someone beat up gamzee SO HELP ME GOD
sollux asked: EW I DON'T HAVE A COUNTRY ACCENT HELL NO
I WAS RAISED IN THE ,....MIDDLE EAST? OF THE US?
EW EW BUT EVERYBODY ELSE HERE HAS ONE
I WAS RAISED IN THE ,....MIDDLE EAST? OF THE US?
EW EW BUT EVERYBODY ELSE HERE HAS ONE
sollux asked: EW I DON'T HAVE A COUNTRY ACCENT HELL NO
I WAS RAISED IN THE ,....MIDDLE EAST? OF THE US?
EW EW BUT EVERYBODY ELSE HERE HAS ONE
I WAS RAISED IN THE ,....MIDDLE EAST? OF THE US?
EW EW BUT EVERYBODY ELSE HERE HAS ONE
GAMZEE TAKE THE WHEEL
karkatvantas:
hipsterfish:
karkles:
TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS. CAUSE I CAN’T DO THIS ON MYYYY OWN
patron troll best troll favorite troll
I’m gonna be famous for creating the saying “Gamzee take the wheel” :’D (loljk in my dreams)
lmao you’ve done a service to the fandom, and you did it just in time too
GUYS HIS MAKEUP IS ALL SMEARED D=
GAMZEE TAKE THE WHEEL
UPDATE
karkat:
WHAT THE FUCK
UM OH MY GOD
sollux asked: :D I love repo!~
Uh uh I am in the southern united states, GMT-5. So no, it's 11hr01 PM..
Uh uh I am in the southern united states, GMT-5. So no, it's 11hr01 PM..
sollux asked: :D I love repo!~
Uh uh I am in the southern united states, GMT-5. So no, it's 11hr01 PM..
Uh uh I am in the southern united states, GMT-5. So no, it's 11hr01 PM..
My sister's plan in a zombie apocalypse is to hide...
ungunwashim:
karkat:
ungunwashim:
No wait hear me out.
Infinite food and if they’re shuffling slow zombies then they can’t climb and you can just pick them off.
yeah but what if you can’t find a food tree
then you are stupid
centaurstestickle:
iphysianthe:
i’d actually be pretty decent in a zombie apocolypse
i mean, i’ve got nunchuks in my closet that i’m okay with, and a few gun things in the basement
and we’ve got a length of copper pipe in the laundry room just lying around
kick ass
Me too! I know Aikido and my quarterstaff should still be around here somewhere
yeahh! It’s been a few years since...
sollux asked: Did you redo your theme? :3
Mama Umbridge's Advice for Girls:
mamaumbridge:
IT’S A MAN’S WORLD OUT THERE. TO GET AHEAD, YOU GOTTA BE STRONGER THAN A MAN.
YOU GOTTA BE A WO-MAN!
MAKE SURE THEY HEAR YOU SMASH!
sollux asked: Did you redo your theme? :3
i’d actually be pretty decent in a zombie apocolypse
i mean, i’ve got nunchuks in my closet that i’m okay with, and a few gun things in the basement
and we’ve got a length of copper pipe in the laundry room just lying around
kick ass
when you finally get comfortable and then you...
hatehatehate
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I've lost track of what the fuck we're even...
-terminallycapricious:
something about the depravity of banging zombies
pretty much that
hoobadoo asked: idk where the c went
chloe
see i cand oo it
that sucks
happy new years
it's not new years yet but happy new years
chloe
see i cand oo it
that sucks
happy new years
it's not new years yet but happy new years
hoobadoo asked: idk where the c went
chloe
see i cand oo it
that sucks
happy new years
it's not new years yet but happy new years
chloe
see i cand oo it
that sucks
happy new years
it's not new years yet but happy new years
hoobadoo asked: hey hloe i thoght you were going to bed!
hoey i thought you were going asleepy
you lyin
hoey i thought you were going asleepy
you lyin
hoobadoo asked: hey hloe i thoght you were going to bed!
hoey i thought you were going asleepy
you lyin
hoey i thought you were going asleepy
you lyin
seriously why
ungunwashim:
how can you look at a rotting corpse and think
“DAMN THAT LOOKS FINE I WANNA PIECE OF THAT”
seriously
what is wrong with you
i’m not sure whether it’s worse than furry or not
I could be persuaded.
gay for molotov cocktease
have i said this already? i’m saying it again
it cannot be emphasised enough
i bet crosy cros wants to put his peen in the hole...
amanda’s been drinking and tweeting post
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cloaca talk on my dash seems surreal to me
every time I hear the word cloaca I think someone is talking to me
when I was five my mom decided that cloaca was pretty much the best possible nickname for a little girl named chloe, and she’s been calling me that ever since
that and clovenhoof
best icon right fuckin noww look at it
yes
lol i’m going to bed~~
three hours to 2011
i do what i want
when I was twelve I invented a supervillain named Octognome.
he was a gnome with eight arms.
his arch nemesis was Seagull Man, a man with a seagull’s wings stapled to his back.
I hope I never lose my childlike wonder.
it's only nine but i'm kind of ready to go to...
i just
i just don’t care